2000ad Party by 2000 A.D.
- AABBCCCDDDEEEFFFGG GGGFFFEEEDDDCCCBBAA - AABBCCCDDDEEEFFFGG GGGFFFEEEDDDCCCBBAA - AABBCCCDDDEEEFFFGG GGGFFFEEEDDDCCCBBAA - AABBCCCDDDEEEFFFGG OH - HI CHUMS! - THIS IS THE 2000 A.D.'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE HEXAGON DEMO-COMPETITION! - I KNOW IT AIN'T MUCH, BUT I SAID WHAT THE HECK AND DECIDED TO JOIN THE COMPETITION ANYWAY! - IF YOU WANNA READ THE SCROLL ON THE LAST PART, YOU GOT TO HAVE LOT'S OF PATIENCE! - MEMBERS OF 2000 A.D. ARE AT PRESENT TIME: LITEACE - MANIMAL - DROID - CODEX - COMIC - BLITZ - SOFTTECH - KRUSH - WIZZ - APOLLON - FINALLY A FRIENDLY YO TO MY GOOD MATE SAVAGE, FOR HIS GREAT HELP WITH THE 24*8 SCROLL! - I GUESS YOU COULD PRESS SPACE NOW!/KRUSH - ZZ&ZZ!ZZ ZZ_ZZ]Z - //(//#//!// //!/ - [['[["[[ [[_[[ [ - ...OK HERE WE GO AGAIN... 2000 A.D. AT THE HEXAGON PARTY!???? IF YA CAN CALL THIS A PARTY THEN MY NAME IS BAMSE OG KYLLINGEN... WELL GOTTA STOP CRAPPIN' AND START THE SERIOUS TALK! CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO GO TO...K R U S H FOR THE WONDERFUL CODINGS AND MUSIC FROM LAST NINJA II BY MATT GRAY.. WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE?! WELL, NOT A LOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY A FEW GUYS FROM ABROAD...THE ONLY GUY WHO'S NOT DANISH IS PHOTONY/CFR....OH THERE WAS ALSO ONE FROM SWEDEN..WOOOOW, MAN, THAT'S COOL...IRONY RULES! SO WE IN 2000 A.D. HAD TO MAKE JUST A LITTLE BIT FUN OUT OF IT BY FUCKING AROUND WITH SOME LAME ASSES AS.....AHEEEEM! BY THE WAY THIS IS APOLLON WRITING... IT'S SATURDAY AND THE TIME'S ABOUT 3 OR 4 IN THE MORNING AND I'M PISSING TIRED! BUT WHAT THE FUCK, WE DID HAVE SOME FUN WITH THE GUYS IN STARION (HALF OF THEM EX-2000 AD'ERS) AND THE VOMMITORS (HE HE) AS SAID BEFORE I'M REALLY PISSED OFF SO I'LL LET THE ULTRA MEGA LONG HAIRED MANIMAL (JEFF MINTER II) TAKE OVER THIS SHITTY TEXT..... OKAY, SHUT UP BONEBRAINS, I'M NOT -THAT- LONGHAIRED! - BUT I DO LOVE TEASING LLAMERS... (NO SPELLING MISTAKE!)... TALKIN' ABOUT "LAMERS".... ME & SCORPIO TRIED PUTTING A BANANA INTO THE MOUTH OF ZANY/HEXAGON, BUT WE DIDN'T QUITE SUCCEED! (TOO BAD ED.)... PLAYING SOCCER WITH A SPECTRUM CAN BE QUITE A LAUGH... (WELL, ZENOX THOUGHT SO!)... BY THE WAY, FRENZY, SAVAGE & LAXITY HAS NOW LEFT THE 2000 A.D. FORCES TO JOIN STARION... PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR BEING A BIT TIRED! I WANT TO CONGRATULATE FRENZY WITH HIS NEW TEXT-EDITOR, WHICH I'M USING RIGHT NOW, AND BELIEVE ME IT'S KOOL! (CHECK IT OUT YERSELF!).... TRY PRESSING "CTRL+B" IF U'VE GOT IT... THIS IS WOT U'LL GET..... BAMSE OG KYLLINGEN !!! (TEDDY AND THE CHICKEN - IN ENGLISH!)... (SOME LAME DANISH SERIE FOR CHILDREN)... I WOULD LIKE TO SEND A SPECIAL THANX TO EWIN/BROS FOR HIS COOL CONFERENCES! (KEEP CALLIN' MATE...) AND NOW.... GREETINGS! TO... IKARI - BROS - ORION - STRIKE FORCE - COSMOS - X-RAY - FAIRLIGHT - TRIAD - HOTLINE - LEGEND - LEVEL 99 - PULSAR - RAWHEAD - AGILE - DRIVE - SCIENCE 451 - BEASTIE BOYS - ONLINE - FAC - ZENITH - ZARGON - XADES - SPHINX - ACROSS - TRANSCOM - OCTAGON - COMMANDO FRONTIER - ABNORMAL - SUBZERO - RADION - SECTOR 90 - AVATAR - BYTERAPERS - BEYOND FORCE - THE METRO BOYZ - DIGITAL FORCE - STARION - TST - DOMINATORS (HEY JCH, BUY YERSELF A NEW DRIVE!) - LAMERJOE AND ALL OTHERS! REMEMBER: NO ORDER... - WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME 2 LEAVE YA NOW, 'CAUSE PHONY WANTS 2 WRITE A FEW BYTES OF CRAP.... HERE YA GO! STAADRENG... DU ER LAM, MANIMAL ... WHY DON'T U TRY TO FOOL SOMEBODY ELSE... IT SEEMS THAT YOU REALLY LOVE THIS FUCKING TEXT EDITOR MADE BY FRENCHEN. HEY, ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT APOLLON AND MANIMAL OF 2000 AD ... THEY HAVE JUST GOT ONE ARM ... TOGETHER !!! DON'T LAUGH, COZ I AM ABSOLUTLY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT... I WOULD NEVER MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SUCH A SERIOUS MATTER. A LOT OF LAMERS ARE AROUND, BUT THE BIGGEST LAMERS OF 'EM ALL DIDN'T DARE TO SHOW UP... THE GREAT UNIC(EF) WITH ALL THE COOL GUYS, WHO ARE DRAWING ALL THOSE FANTASTIC LOGOS FOR DKARI... DO NOT THINK THEY ARE ASS-LICKERS, COZ THAT AINT TRUE. THEY JUST DO IT OUT OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP. (HOW NICE .ED!) AFTER THESE SENTENCES YOU SURE DO KNOW, THAT I AM NOT ALWAYS SERIOUS ABOUT THE STUFF I'M WRITING. LITEACE LEFT 2000 AD, COZ THEY BECAME TO LAME, WHAT A SHAME, BUT THAT AIN'T NO GAME, IT IS ALWAYS THE SAME, SOME DESERVE THE FAME AND OTHERS GOT THE NAME..... 'WHAT A POET' I HEAR YOU SCREAM APOLLON ... I GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE JAPANESE CARS EITHER (????? AND MAYBE ALSO NO SIGNAL HORNS (HI LAXITITY), BUT WHO CARES... I-CARE-I) IMPORTANT NEWS: MANIMAL STOPPED LISTENING TO HIP-HOP ... HE NOW IS A TRUE METALL ROCKER (ROCKER-JOE .ED) !! KICK SOME ASS AND CAUSE A MESS... YEP, ANOTHER COOL POEM FROM ME, PHOTONY -THE ONE AND ONLY- !!!!! AND NOW THE COOLEST ONE EVER: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MY IRONY, THAN DIE IN AGONY !!! CHECK OUT MY SOON COMING DEMO CALLED: SPECIALITY (TRIVIALITY II) .... I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR ABOUT 40 HOURSE, SO I AM SOON TO SLEEP IN THE CHAIR I AM IN RIGHT NOW. A LAST NOTE TO ALL THE GUYS WHO ARE ASKING ME WHY I AM NOT ENJOYING THE DANISH BEERS RIGHT NOW (NO APOLLON, I WON'T DRINK .ED), I JUST CAN SAY IT IS BECAUSE I EXPERIENCED THAT IT IS BEETTER NOT TO DRINK, EXCEPT AT REALLY SPECIAL TIMES... THAT IT IS ALL FROM ME FOLX, SO YOU CAN TURN OFF NOW, BECAUSE THE REST OF THE DEMO IS BORING !!!!!!! BYE FROM PHOTONY OF CFR ...... SEE YOU IN HEAVEN ... OR WAS IT HELL???? HEY DUDES!!! BLITZ IS HERE TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT INTO THIS POOR COMMY!!!! RIGHT NOW I'M TAKING A VIEW ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND WHAT DO I SEE?? 'LAMERS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!!! BY THE WAY!! WHAT ABOUT A JOKE??? OK PAL... A LAMER TO THE OTHER LAMER... I'M A LAMER!! WHO ARE YOUU??? EEEEHHH!!! I'M A LAMER TOO!!!???!?!! EHHH!! ED!.... HO HOOOO.. I THINK THAT DROID WILL TAKE OVER NOW!!!!! HI, DROID HERE I JUST WANTED TO GET MY NAME IN THIS DEMO !! DROID!DROID!DROID! (SELFISH?) NOTHING COMPARED TO LITEACE (NO OFFEND LITEACE! WELL MAYBE A LITTLE ONE!) COMIC WON'T WRITE ANYTHING IN THIS DEMO MAINLY BECAUSE HE SPELLS LIKE A MONGOL AND SECOND BECAUSE HE IS SLEEPING (THAT CHICKEN (VATLUNGE)) TONIGHT HE ALMOST GOT A HEARTATTACK JUST BECAUSE I SHOUTED HIM A LITTLE IN THE FACE!!!! NOW HE IS UPSTAIRS CRYING, AND CALLING FOR HIS MOTHER TO LICK HIS ASS! DROID SIGNING OFF! - YO GUYZ! WELL WE'RE HERE AT HEXAGON'S COPYPARTY AND WHAT'VE WE EXPERIENCED?? HAHAHAHA A WHOLE LOT OF LAMERS LAMING AROUND THINKING THEY'RE GREAT...E.G. 'VOMMITORS' BETTER KNOWN AS DOMINATORS HAVING A LAUGH TURNING MY BEAUTIFUL NAME AROUND...NOLLOPA HOHOHOHOHO WHAT A SICK TYPE OF HUMOUR... THEY MUST BE GAYS, MAN, I TELL YA!! THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHEN I SAID THEY WERE GAYS...SILENCE, SILENCE, SILENCE....IF ANYONE SAID THAT I WAS A FAGGOT I WOULD HAVE KICKED HIM IN HIS ASS SO HE NEVER WOULD DARE TO DO SUCH A LAME THING AGAIN... WELL, FUCK THOSE LAMERS....LET'S HAVE SUM FUN...PRESS SPACE... HA HA,WE FOOLED YOU! NO MORE SCREENS! -